
Is that this Construct-A-Bear making an attempt to seduce me?
Construct-A-Bear Workshop
“Who stated stuffed animals had been only for the children?” Asks the Construct-A-Bear web site. “Why ought to they get to have all of the enjoyable?”
Welcome to Build-A-Bear After Dark, a brand new collection of teddy bears designed particularly for adults. An idea I’m presently struggling to resolve with my lizard mind. Are these bears purported to be… attractive?
See above: A chad teddy bear with a lion’s mane and a silk gown, mendacity on a shag carpet with a single rose and two glasses of wine. It is pretty clear what this teddy bear’s intentions are.Â

Take a look at the heels!
Construct-A-Bear Workshop
The Construct-A-Bear After Darkish idea was introduced on its Fb web page earlier this week. It is clearly a Valentine’s Day associated play. “Wink, wink,” learn the submit, our Giftshop is filled with presents for adults too! Store Construct-A-Bear After Darkish for distinctive present concepts which might be certain to get you hugged.”
Fortunately (?) the precise bears themselves aren’t too specific, however I am unsure whether or not it will have been higher for the Construct-A-Bear workforce to go all in on the idea. A lot of the presents are fairly PG and — dare I say — “cheugy?” The viewers is clearly the kind of one that posts wine-drinking memes on Fb. I imply that in the absolute best sense.
The response on Construct-A-Bear’s Fb web page has been… blended. Some aren’t certain the Construct-A-Bear model can face up to the stress {that a} attractive lion-bear can exert, others appear to adore it.
You’ll be able to try the whole lot Construct-A-Bear After Darkish has to supply here.